domingo, janeiro 12, 2014

Fey & Poehler > DeGeneres

#5
"The Wolf of Wall Street shocked viewers by using the F-word 506 times in three hours. Which is the new record. Unless you count my dad trying to hang some curtains rods in our living room."

#4
"The Wolf of Wall Street is another nominee tonight. I really loved the film, but some of it was too graphic. I mean, if I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties."

#3
"Here's the moment you've all been waiting for, The President's Speech. Or as they call it at home, the bathroom break."

#2
"Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."

#1
"And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio."

2 comentários:

Rui Francisco Pereira disse...

Eh pah essa quinta piada é horrível, ao contrário das duas primeiras xD

Gostei delas, embora tenha gostado mais o ano passado e ainda mais do Ricky ;)

Carlos M. Reis disse...

Nothing beats Ricky ;)

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